I’m kind of tired of seeing all of these “things to buy people” lists floating all over the whole entire internet. I even wrote one. But, don’t you think it would be easier if everyone just provided their own wishlists? I do. Expectant mothers, and the soon-to-be-married do. Why not everybody else?
Honestly, I don’t really need anything. I don’t like having “stuff”, but I constantly come across random, kitschy, unnecessary things that I HAVE TO HAVE. I usually talk myself out of these things, but since its the holidays and all I’ll let somebody else buy them.
Teacup by kuehn keramik – There is something about the fact that it looks like it was forged by a 3 year old with ADD, that makes me want it even more.
Where the Wild Things Are stationary - I never write letters and I have the handwriting of a serial killer, but I want these anyway.
Teddy bear jacket - because everyone should be covered with teddy bears AT ALL TIMES.
Ripped Leggings – A $100 pair of pre-ripped leggings is so much better than buying a pair for $3.99 and ripping them yourself.
An Alexander McQueen Knuckle Duster -Cuz I’m fucking glamorous!
Cute Overload Calender – Last year I got the page-a-day calender, and although it filled my days with unbearable adorableness, it was a tad wasteful. This year I want the wall calender.
Ignore Everybody – I like the way this guy thinks.
Handbalance Platform – When I learn to hold a handstand for longer that 3 seconds, this will come in handy.
Charles Manson Teapot -Well worth the $1,200
Dr. Cow “cheese” – Its artisan cheese made from nuts!!
Tauntaun Sleeping Bag – !!!
Steampunk Octopus Locket - to go with my ongoing steampunk fascination
Baroque Photo Frame - Because I have something to stick in it.
Lime Crime Makeup – Run of the mill mineral pigment makeup I could get for 82% cheaper with a wholesaler. BUT the packaging contains a unicorn. SOLD!