Today is 9/9/09.. a day of ominous mystery and also a day WITHOUT CATS! Like many internet dwellers I look forward to my daily dose of pussy(sorry I couldn’t help it). It’s like coffee. Who does not enjoy such things as cats eating spaghetti, ninja cats, even cats playing a freaking piano!? Apparently the evil bastards at Urlesque.com don’t. They have deemed today “9.9.09 — A Day Without Cats on the Internet”. I call it bullshit. Don’t they know that ferrets pose a much greater threat on society?
Following Urlesque’s reckless behavior is Cute Overload who have even created a dramatic video for the event. Its like a total apocalypse! However, In their defense they are doing an admirable job of replacing fluffy kittens with fat puppies, pandas (always a good choice) and of course the obligatory stoat.
Some have managed to get around the ban. Like Best Week Ever, who has posted pictures of a bearcat. But WTF is a bearcat? Petsugar also posted one of my fave Conan clips of puppies dressed as the-animal-that-shall-not-be-named.
Luckily, the ever reliable Icanhascheezeburger.com has given the day a big FU and has been posting the best of lolcats all day long. Thank you Icanhascheezeburger.com for saving me from a day rolled up in the corner of my bed, crying due to lack of kittens. THE DAY IS SAVED!